I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
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