We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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