Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
I looked into this "it's just lunch" matchmaker thing and it was like 5 grand. If I'm gonna spend five grand I'll throw in another three and get new tits and find my own fucking husband.
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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