Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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