Fine. I'll sleep in my office
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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