My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
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