Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
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