i was born a porn star she said
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
that may or may not have been my penis.
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