i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
Randomize
