im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
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