Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I was taking a piss and started puking. I pissed myself and made a mess in the bathroom. Passed out, then got up and went back out from 11pm to 5am.
I changed 4 diapers and slept horribly in our hot apt. Now, I'm at my inlaws house watching the Rangers get pummeled. Oh how our lives differ.
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
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