I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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