Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
You know you're getting old when 19 year olds you've met on tinder advise you that you should start looking for a wife and/or the mother of your children
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
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