i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
Randomize
