who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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