After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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