He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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