And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
That accounts for only three of the penises
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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