i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
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