If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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