So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
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The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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