i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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