omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
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