It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
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