I cut my penus on the lid.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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