we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
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