Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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