Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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