I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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