I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
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