he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
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