I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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