Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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