the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
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