lets start a swedish sibling band together
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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