Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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