If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
Green mimosas i think yes
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Randomize
