Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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