As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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