we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
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