Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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