After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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