Whod you bang
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
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