My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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