The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
oh god the rape fog is back!
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
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