READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
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