Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
Fuck appropriateness.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
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