drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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