I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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