He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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