He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
Do you know why I woke up with a half peeled lemon in my purse with a post-it that said "eat me" on it?
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
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