She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
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